I CAN'T BECUZ I SPENT IT ALL ON WALL STREET AND AFGHANISTAN


Good news, lads! Good news! The President knows about high unemployment and how screwed our pooch is. And we've diverted all resources to Wall Street and Afghanistan so that there'll be no more writing of 'blank checks.' He is not an irresponsible man like the last guy.

Big strong talk, something in no short supply: "I want to be clear: While I believe the government has a critical role in creating the conditions for economic growth, ultimately true economic recovery is only going to come from the private sector."

How can I give more money to you, the President asked, 'you' being such like Google or Walt Disney or American Airlines -- f'r instance.

Here.