CONTINUED OUTPOURING OF PURE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS: Labor Day weekend round-up

Like virtual flypaper for the best and brightness, selected stories continue to reveal true motivations. All of this is sent straight off to the FBI, of course.

botulism super milk -- Annals of Terrorism

gamma ray blast disaster -- Apocalypse Inevitable

the mujahadeen poisons handbook 1996 abdel-aziz -- Horse-dropping or cow-dropping?

1970's hard rock lexicon -- Actually, this is definitely the place.

+cia +analyst +employment +qualifications -- Abandon all hope ye who enter here. Hiring at the CIA.

three chicks one dick -- Ha-ha! That's me! The Dixie rebels who shared a tourbus toilet Or Natalie and friends Googling themselves.

iranian leader kill five million israel nuclear -- The Daily Fallout

modern elamites -- More Daily Fallout

dhs for official use only -- Department of Homeland Security Googling for leaks.

drano bomb -- Oh, you kids.

best end of summer songs -- Big hard rock end o' summer rundown.