EVIDENCE OF THE PURE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS
The articles on Dick Destiny blog are flypaper for the best and brightest. As evidence, consider the following search strings before journeying to favorite pages:
"TATP" and "peroxide nail polish bomb" -- self-explanatory
"hydrochloric acid bomb" -- Improvised cyanide munition
"how to kill a person by poisoning" -- Botox Shoe of Death
"how to make botulism" -- Horse dropping or cow dropping?
"where can I buy cyanide" -- Mediocre terror/nuisance all-purpose flypaper.
"bible codes explosion bomb new york" -- The Daily Fallout
"destroy western civilization + iran's' plan" -- The Daily Fallout, Pt. III
"bioterrorism inevitable" -- Bioterror inevitable: For second or third time this week Ha-ha!
"comet and draino bomb" -- Drano bombs & duds What, not Mentos & soda?
Now that I'm done with today's minor record-keeping, the best headline and picture combination of all time: The New York Times doesn't know Dick (Destiny)
Although now I look like this . . .
The articles on Dick Destiny blog are flypaper for the best and brightest. As evidence, consider the following search strings before journeying to favorite pages:
"TATP" and "peroxide nail polish bomb" -- self-explanatory
"hydrochloric acid bomb" -- Improvised cyanide munition
"how to kill a person by poisoning" -- Botox Shoe of Death
"how to make botulism" -- Horse dropping or cow dropping?
"where can I buy cyanide" -- Mediocre terror/nuisance all-purpose flypaper.
"bible codes explosion bomb new york" -- The Daily Fallout
"destroy western civilization + iran's' plan" -- The Daily Fallout, Pt. III
"bioterrorism inevitable" -- Bioterror inevitable: For second or third time this week Ha-ha!
"comet and draino bomb" -- Drano bombs & duds What, not Mentos & soda?
Now that I'm done with today's minor record-keeping, the best headline and picture combination of all time: The New York Times doesn't know Dick (Destiny)
Although now I look like this . . .
posted by George Smith at 1:03 PM
2 Comments:
Thanks for the updated picture!
I guess surgery is out of the question for dealing with whatever that is embedded in your skull.
It's a "Drudge Klaw," the Village Voice art director's conception of what happened to me in "I, Vermin Under Rock," after the Republicans discovered an old anti-Richard Clarke essay of mine. Wound up as the cover art for the issue.
No way to get rid of it. Now I kind of like it. Menacingly covers some of the forhead shine, don't you think?
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