FIVE MINUTES OF INTERNET DIRECT MARKETING


But Ted's enthusiasm for being photographed as a tied-up sub on the Trannies in Trouble website was more than she had bargained for.


Dates who passed on venereal warts beauty marks did not.


So she threw herself into the Craigslist personals
dating scene.


But after wading through fifty or so dogshit one-liners and
snapshots of erect johnsons, Tonya changed her on-line name to 'Kelly'.


C'mon now, this is just asking for it.


Yes. But you forgot the swollen gland, ED, diabetes
and high blood pressure.