STUMBLE AND FAIL BLEAK CAREERS VIDEO
The future's so bright, you gotta wear manacles.
Just last year, Homeland Security USA created the impression that jobs in the detain-and-jail industry were depression proof.
Part of it is still probably true. But in California, the state government's calamity of a budget has ensured their must be a contraction in the number of people now enjoying the hospitality of jails and penitentiaries. Bad times look to reach all state employees, and -- one presumes -- corrections officers are not excused.
And AP's business and economics writers haven't even begun to figure out of how to package mass layoffs in state governments as proof the national economy is beginning to improve.
Anyhow, DD went to YouTube for another installment of incredibly annoying videos. Today's selection is from the flurry of ads in the last year and a half pitched to those who think careers in "caring" for the imprisoned population look promising.
Naturally, if you have any common sense, they're all uniformly awful, but sometimes unintentionally hilarious. Hilarious in the sense that it's impossible to underestimate the American capacity to imagine there's something swell and unique, rather than an indication of social fail, in incarceration.
DD has screened all the gobblers for the biggest and best of the turkeys.
For those who get erections over concrete dungeons and pepper spray. Home recruitment/praise video, death metal optional.
Professional team training in beating up and subduing the quarrelsome and imprisoned.
It's a career in courage and strength. Moreso to the strength side.
We'll train you in handcuffing and running down a hall.
Equal obesity opportunities.
Most reading this blog have no shot at jobs like this. Run along now, Uncle Sam ain't really interested in ya.
Yeah, there are car bombs in Los Angeles County every day. I just saw 'em take a satchel charge off the Gold Line into Old Town Pasadena, yestiddy. Honest.
Did I tell you they took a satchel charge off the Gold Line in Pasadena, yestiddy? Well, they did. There was ricin in it, too.
Next time, I'll post some even greater stuff. Honest. Did I tell you I saw 'em citing people for fare evasion on the Gold Line in Pasadena a month ago?
The future's so bright, you gotta wear manacles.
Just last year, Homeland Security USA created the impression that jobs in the detain-and-jail industry were depression proof.
Part of it is still probably true. But in California, the state government's calamity of a budget has ensured their must be a contraction in the number of people now enjoying the hospitality of jails and penitentiaries. Bad times look to reach all state employees, and -- one presumes -- corrections officers are not excused.
And AP's business and economics writers haven't even begun to figure out of how to package mass layoffs in state governments as proof the national economy is beginning to improve.
Anyhow, DD went to YouTube for another installment of incredibly annoying videos. Today's selection is from the flurry of ads in the last year and a half pitched to those who think careers in "caring" for the imprisoned population look promising.
Naturally, if you have any common sense, they're all uniformly awful, but sometimes unintentionally hilarious. Hilarious in the sense that it's impossible to underestimate the American capacity to imagine there's something swell and unique, rather than an indication of social fail, in incarceration.
DD has screened all the gobblers for the biggest and best of the turkeys.
For those who get erections over concrete dungeons and pepper spray. Home recruitment/praise video, death metal optional.
Professional team training in beating up and subduing the quarrelsome and imprisoned.
It's a career in courage and strength. Moreso to the strength side.
We'll train you in handcuffing and running down a hall.
Equal obesity opportunities.
Most reading this blog have no shot at jobs like this. Run along now, Uncle Sam ain't really interested in ya.
Yeah, there are car bombs in Los Angeles County every day. I just saw 'em take a satchel charge off the Gold Line into Old Town Pasadena, yestiddy. Honest.
Did I tell you they took a satchel charge off the Gold Line in Pasadena, yestiddy? Well, they did. There was ricin in it, too.
Next time, I'll post some even greater stuff. Honest. Did I tell you I saw 'em citing people for fare evasion on the Gold Line in Pasadena a month ago?
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