Tuesday, August 04, 2009

STUMBLE AND FAIL CAPTIONING


Good news lads, good news! Big Pharma is supporting
healthcare reform as long as the US government agrees to
stop imports from Canada and not set prices. It's safer!
You know those Canucks might just substitute Quaaludes and
Rohypnol in place of Old Pap's Lipitor and Aricept!



Good news, Pap, good news! The Ralph's supermarket in Pasadena, right
across the street from the seized crook bank, IndyMac,
has removed all 24 and 40 oz. beer bottles and cans from its
shelves. In the US, we deal with vagrants and parasites before
they gain the upper hand!




No one has to resort to making things up in the US for the sake of laff-riot captions. In DD's case, all you have to do is step outside the door, turn left and walk a half-mile for the daily newspaper and some frozen pizza.

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