ASK THE HEEVAHAVA: Journalist with nose to ground


"[Obama] don't believe in the hereafter, and the Lord, the way I look at it ... he's Muslim." -- from, no kiddin', Cranks, Kentucky. Ha-ha! Haw!

DD has said there will be no shortage of ask-the-heevahava stories from now until election day. They're just too easy to do, too tasty to pass up. The scripted procedure is sound: Pretend you're doing hard work criss-crossing the heartland divining the thoughts of the masses, one salt-of-the-earth nut at a time.

Go get 'em, Dan Hoyle. Have the heevahavas tell us like it is. None of us have ever been there or heard stuff like that.

"Obama isn't even really black -- Bill Clinton is more black than Obama," said Mike Wallace, a man from Dearborn, Michigan, to the Salon reporter.

"Several people, from Michigan to Alabama, referred to an insidious picture circulating on the Internet of Obama wearing a white head-wrap and a robe next to a photo of Osama bin Laden in similar dress, with the caption, 'What's the difference between Osama and Obama? Just a little B.S.'"

That's the first time I've seen it. Today.

Read the intellectual findings of he who didst stoop to drink the stale of horses, the yellow puddle here.

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Previously on "Ask the Heevahava"

And here. The energizing and entertaining novelty of reporting on stupid people.