THE ZEN WISDOM OF SECURITY EXPERTS: Presented by PowerPoint
This country is drowning in security experts who enjoy writing inane fiction. Often they put the work into slide presentations for the lecturing of the hapless at security conferences hosted by the government or the military.
This next excerpt comes from "Mitigating the Effects of Alleged EBOLA Attacks at Multiple Airports" by Dorothy A. Canter, Ph.D., of John Hopkins University.
"If you have seen one bioattack, you've seen one bioattack."
"That's brilliant!" says the cartoon guy in the Guinness commercial. Ineffable!Indubitable! Words fail your host.
Mind-rotting military security conference, from 2005. Apparently about training, although they may have been shamming.
The last winner in the PowerPoint terror presentations, category: Unintended Comedy.
This country is drowning in security experts who enjoy writing inane fiction. Often they put the work into slide presentations for the lecturing of the hapless at security conferences hosted by the government or the military.
This next excerpt comes from "Mitigating the Effects of Alleged EBOLA Attacks at Multiple Airports" by Dorothy A. Canter, Ph.D., of John Hopkins University.
"If you have seen one bioattack, you've seen one bioattack."
"That's brilliant!" says the cartoon guy in the Guinness commercial. Ineffable!Indubitable! Words fail your host.
Mind-rotting military security conference, from 2005. Apparently about training, although they may have been shamming.
The last winner in the PowerPoint terror presentations, category: Unintended Comedy.
posted by George Smith at 3:32 PM
1 Comments:
No fair picking on a three-year old conference! We've learned SO MUCH since then...
Seriously, if it's not a dirty bomb or 10kt nuke scenario, it's not credible, right?
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