Monday, June 09, 2008

CHINESE CYBERMEN SAID TO BE IMPURIFYING OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS: Cyber-Arclight strikes eyed as remedy



Script fragment from a hypothetical remake of Strangelove: "Now, if we can speak freely, sirs, we think the Chinese flash a big game but, frankly, they're short on know-how. You can't take a bunch of ignorant peasants and expect them to understand a machine like one of our boys. If you see one of our cybermen from the Air Force - their slogan's "Above All" - they're really sharp. They'll barrel our DDOS attack in so low, you've just got to see it sometime!"

See the entire piece at el Reg here.




A black man for President? I know that just ain't right.

"Robert Miller, 72, who lives in a government subsidized room in Bedford, said the Constitution should be amended so it will 'not let any colored people run for the White House,'" reported AP. "He seemed unsure about his voting record in recent elections, but vividly recalled voting for Dwight Eisenhower in 1956."

Huh! DD was born in '56.

See Pennsyltucky codgers and common riff-raff, not for Obama, again. By AP -- here.


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