Friday, August 03, 2007

POOR MAN'S HUMAN TORCH CROAKS: The flaming fool, worldwide


He who would strike terror in others found himself in fear.

Kafeel Ahmed, the addled and pathetic would-be holy warrior with a Ph.D. in ink jet printer cartridge design died.

Feel free to furnish a descriptive epitaph.

DD gets the ball rolling with a few paraphrased from the sayings of Stan Lee on the cable TV show, Who Wants to Be a Superhero?

"I'm sorry for tricking you but remember, this was a test of courage, not your ability to burn."

"The superhero who must leave the lair now is Jihadi Man. I'm afraid you're out of skin, Inshallah."

"You know there was something bugging me about that make-over, and now I realized that you make a lousy superhero, but you make a great bad example."

"Do you think a flaming supervillain who the police are trying to stomp and put out at the same time sends a bad message to the kids?"

"It's starting to stink in here. Would it kill you to spray some gas under your arms?"



Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? -- Laura Walker


Previously.

3 Comments:

Anonymous sam_m said...

Far from having gas sprayed under his arms, the guy with 90% burns had C.S. gas sprayed in his eyes..

"Once the flames had been extinguished in his hair and body I aimed the jet in his eyes, just trying to disorientate him."

http://tinyurl.com/2zuqqw


Such is the thinking of the British Bobby.

9:02 AM  
Blogger George Smith said...

In the US, gas is what Brits call petrol.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous JonB said...

"Far from having gas sprayed under his arms, the guy with 90% burns had C.S. gas sprayed in his eyes.."

Damn right, you can't prat about with these islamonutters.

10:27 AM  

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