Monday, October 27, 2008

MOE THE MORLOCK VOTE SURGING FOR McCAIN: Fox News analysts concur

Fox News analyst Karl Rove put a remarkable pie chart together this weekend. It showed a key voting demographic moving strongly into the McCain camp a mere week before the election.

"Pro-American Morlocks have never been comfortable with Barack Obama's vision of socialist Marxist government," said Rove. On Fox News, he held up a chart showing 89 percent of registered Morlocks in red for McCain with eight percent undecided and three percent "unaccounted for."

"Most pollsters are missing this and it is why McCain can win on November 4," added Rove.

"Moe the Morlock is the hard bedrock upon which mainstream America stands. These average guys regard anti-Americans as cattle and eat them for dinner. Morlocks see Barack Obama as someone who would take away that right."

John Fund, author of the recent book, "Revolt! How to mount an insurgency after Barack Obama steals the election and puts the country under Stalinist rule," agreed.

"Obama will never win in America's heartland because he just won't support Moe the Morlock's need to consume people who aren't pro-America. And, of course, he intends to increase entitlements for them, taking it right from Moe's pocket."



Although John McCain is about to be beaten in Pennsyltucky, this week he is storming the state. Today McCain will touch down in DD's old birthplace, Pottsville, the heart of Schuylkill County. A McCain rally will be held in Martz Hall, Pottsville High School's dingy old athletic gymnasium.


I have a good load of rock salt saved up for you this Halloween, young fella!

In the coming week, the McCain/Palin campaign will visit Shippensburg State Teachers College -- home of Keystone Boys State, as well as Quakertown, location of the beloved-by-white-trash Q-Mart.

Sadly, the Scranton Times, newspaper of that famous city where pro-Americans and Catholics live, has gone mad and anti-American, endorsing Obama.


Obama like Castro, real America no longer exists

Without the Morning Call newspaper, DD would have never found the wonderful world of Lehigh Valley blogging.

For instance, only in the LV blogosphere can one learn that "[over] 215 million Americans use the internet on a regular basis - that's more than 2/3 of the Country. Further, 163 million Americans have made purchases on the internet." (See here.)

One can read fond descriptions of trips to the great hot dog eatery, Yocco's, and find recipes for pumpkin muffins. Now DD asks you, how timely is that!?

However, they all pale in comparison to that blog of blogs, The Lehigh Valley Conservative.

Going deep into the mind and heart of Joe the Morlock pro-America Americans, it gently mixes scripture, decency and a total absence of earthy common sense in a daily balm for our broken souls.

Hosted by a wise old trouser, it has spent the last week dispensing nothing less than the pure milk of human kindness.

"[We] are getting close to a mock election, not much different than Castro’s Cuba," it read this weekend. "The tactics he used to convert Cuba to a Communist country seem to be the same tactics the Democrats are using now!"

The real America no longer exists, thanks to the Democratic Party, states the blog matter-of-factly. "Dusk is coming and someone better turn on the lights."

And DD, as well as many readers, probably did not know that anti-Semites were in the tank for Barack Obama.

Only the Lehigh Valley Conservative could point this out.

"[Someone] with a name like Barack Hussein Obama, will favor Muslims over Jews," the LVC informed recently. "Ahmajinidad [sic] also knows that Obama had ties with some Muslims that financed his Harvard education and even helped him buy a house. Most Americans would know this if the MSM would be honest and truthful in their reporting."

"We should note that the Muslim fanatics hate Christians but love Obama," the LVC kindly informs in another post on foreign policy.

"Jew haters love Obama also."

Keep in mind, DD would have missed all of it had it not been on The Morning Call newspaper's short list of recommended blogs.

"Is there another blog that you think deserves to be here?" the newspaper brightly asks in a suggestion form.

Well -- you can't suggest The Lehigh Valley Conservative. It's already there!

But you can show your appreciation by e-mailing the newspaper's editors, Ardith Hilliard and Michael Hirsch. You can contact them at ardith dot hilliard at mcall dot com and michael dot hirsch at mcall dot com.

DD also knows that not all of you have time to compose a thoughtful letter. So I've furnished one for you! Feel free to cut and paste.

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Hello editors!

I am writing to thank you for including a link to the Lehigh Valley Conservative on your webpage recommending the local blogosphere.

Without it, I would never have known jew haters love Barack Hussein Obama and that the real America no longer exists thank to the Democratic political party.

http://www.lehighvalleyconservative.com/obamas-foreign-policy/

The mainstream media doesn't have enough time or staff anymore to cover any of these important stories and you've wisely recommended one blog which can pick up the slack.

Along with scrumptious-looking recipes for pumpkin muffins and a tour of the great hot dog restaurant, Yocco's, it's good to know that you've put the Lehigh Valley's best foot forward when it comes to politics and opinion. I can think of nothing more soothing to our divided society than being able to read that one of our presidential candidates has a fake birth certificate and is loved by jew haters.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The things people will say so they don't have to vote for a black man.

8:28 AM  

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