GREAT CTHULHU TO BE MADE CHIEF OF IRS: If Obama wins, McCain warns in Pennsy, monster will be his enforcer
Cthulhu will be made Barack Obama's chief redistributor of wealth, John McCain warned a crowd of about 4,500 at Martz Hall in Pottsville, yesterday. (File photo of The Great Cthulhu courtesy of Getty Images.)
Campaigning in Pennsylvania today, a state many think John McCain must win if he is to have any chance of becoming the next president, the GOP candidate emphasized a relatively new theme. The Great Cthulhu, a hulking monster which ruled the earth about the time the moon was created, will be put in charge of the Internal Revenue Service if Barack Obama becomes president of the United States.
"Millions of years ago, when the stars were right, the great Cthulhu ruled from his black house in R'lyeh," McCain told an audience of about 4,500 in Pottsville. "When the stars changed, R'lyeh sank beneath the waves and Cthulhu was effectively imprisoned, cast into a deep sleep."
"But, my friends, now once again the stars may almost be right. If Barack Obama is elected the next president of the United States, his socialist vision will summon the monster. And Cthulhu will rise from his sleep to be put in charge of the Internal Revenue Service, where he will be the enforcer of Obama's plan to take from the rich and give to the lazy. And when Cthulhu has finally taken all the money and turned all rich people into impotent zombies with fish flaps where their heads used to be, he will come for your cash, too. In the guise of expanding the earned income tax credit, Cthulhu will rob you of everything -- your business, your success, your house and -- finally -- your children. Because all that work will have made him hungry."
The crowd at Martz was briefly struck silent by this horrific vision.
Then a man yelled, "He's a socialist, too!" And Martz Hall erupted in wild cheers; the momentary eldritch fog of doom was dispelled. (See here.
Democrats to be rewarded by the Great Cthulhu, see here.
In preparation for the coming of the Great Cthulhu, the Democratic party and its financiers had planned and executed the financial collapse.
This, according to old Tetany, the ever vigilant blogger at the Lehigh Valley Conservative.
"What will you do when there is not enough rich private citizens, small businesses or corporations as in Cuba or other Socialist countries, to satisfy the greed of [the Great Cthulhu]?" it asks, in another post here.
But where is the money coming from before the great Old One rises? The biggest credit card fraud operation in history, that's where.
Cthulhu will be made Barack Obama's chief redistributor of wealth, John McCain warned a crowd of about 4,500 at Martz Hall in Pottsville, yesterday. (File photo of The Great Cthulhu courtesy of Getty Images.)
Campaigning in Pennsylvania today, a state many think John McCain must win if he is to have any chance of becoming the next president, the GOP candidate emphasized a relatively new theme. The Great Cthulhu, a hulking monster which ruled the earth about the time the moon was created, will be put in charge of the Internal Revenue Service if Barack Obama becomes president of the United States.
"Millions of years ago, when the stars were right, the great Cthulhu ruled from his black house in R'lyeh," McCain told an audience of about 4,500 in Pottsville. "When the stars changed, R'lyeh sank beneath the waves and Cthulhu was effectively imprisoned, cast into a deep sleep."
"But, my friends, now once again the stars may almost be right. If Barack Obama is elected the next president of the United States, his socialist vision will summon the monster. And Cthulhu will rise from his sleep to be put in charge of the Internal Revenue Service, where he will be the enforcer of Obama's plan to take from the rich and give to the lazy. And when Cthulhu has finally taken all the money and turned all rich people into impotent zombies with fish flaps where their heads used to be, he will come for your cash, too. In the guise of expanding the earned income tax credit, Cthulhu will rob you of everything -- your business, your success, your house and -- finally -- your children. Because all that work will have made him hungry."
The crowd at Martz was briefly struck silent by this horrific vision.
Then a man yelled, "He's a socialist, too!" And Martz Hall erupted in wild cheers; the momentary eldritch fog of doom was dispelled. (See here.
Democrats to be rewarded by the Great Cthulhu, see here.
In preparation for the coming of the Great Cthulhu, the Democratic party and its financiers had planned and executed the financial collapse.
This, according to old Tetany, the ever vigilant blogger at the Lehigh Valley Conservative.
"What will you do when there is not enough rich private citizens, small businesses or corporations as in Cuba or other Socialist countries, to satisfy the greed of [the Great Cthulhu]?" it asks, in another post here.
But where is the money coming from before the great Old One rises? The biggest credit card fraud operation in history, that's where.
posted by George Smith at 12:47 PM
1 Comments:
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George you have to read the new book: Caligula For President by Cintra Wilson.
It is utterly up your alley and hilarious.
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