A TALENT FOR THE OBVIOUS: A Ph.D. from Princeton, too!
General Physical Fitness, using emphatic hand gestures learned in a Dale Carnegie course on how to make friends and influence people, reported the US couldn't protect everyone in Iraq. Stiffs in the Baghdad news pool looked dumbly on.
David Petraeus, said to be the most brilliant man in the US military, resembling T.E. Lawrence and loaded with the stamina to perform more push-ups than others, stands before the newsmedia to tell us what we already know. Heads nod, fingers click on laptops. Sadly, it lacks the excitement of a Slayer concert and there will never be handfuls of nails and cups of soda hurled at the stage. Look, it's a map of Iraq, a country the size of California!
From the archives: More on General Physical Fitness.
General Physical Fitness, using emphatic hand gestures learned in a Dale Carnegie course on how to make friends and influence people, reported the US couldn't protect everyone in Iraq. Stiffs in the Baghdad news pool looked dumbly on.
David Petraeus, said to be the most brilliant man in the US military, resembling T.E. Lawrence and loaded with the stamina to perform more push-ups than others, stands before the newsmedia to tell us what we already know. Heads nod, fingers click on laptops. Sadly, it lacks the excitement of a Slayer concert and there will never be handfuls of nails and cups of soda hurled at the stage. Look, it's a map of Iraq, a country the size of California!
From the archives: More on General Physical Fitness.
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