Wednesday, September 19, 2007

FIGHTING FOR THE AMERICAN RIGHT TO POSSESS SAFE SLAVE LABOR TOYS: A noir photo essay taken from current events

"I guarantee that toys made by our Chinese slave labor partners will be the safest ever this Christmas," Mattel CEO Bob Eckert told Congress.

"How can I be sure my baby is getting safe slave labor-made cheap toys from China?" asked one young woman as she posed with her toddler.

"I will do everything to ensure American children get absolutely safe slave labor-made toys, so help me God!" said Senator Amy Klobuchar.

The US government has ascertained that this Chinese toy is absolutely safe and not laminated with lead sprays and paints.


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